kar-kat-dennings:

[puts iPod on shuffle for the first time in two years]

Oh my god sixteen-year-old me was hardcore emo trash

Children Answer Our Questions About Love and Marriage 

•  WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
•  "Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other." (Judy, 8)
•  "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tommy, 5)
•   WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
•  "On the first date, they just tell each other lies,and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
•   WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
•  "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
•  "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
• THE GREAT DEBATE:  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
•  It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)
•  "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
• CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:  
•  "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Jan, 9)
•  "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
• ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:  
•  "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
•  "If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes to long to learn." (Leo, 7)
• ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE AND ROMANCE:  
•  "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
•  "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
•  "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
• CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:  
•  "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (David, 8)
• CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:  
•  "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' are on TV." (Anita, 6)
•  "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
•  "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
• PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:  
•  "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
• SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:  
•  "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
•  "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
•  "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
•   HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE ?
•  "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
•  "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
•  "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like their hearts are on fire." (Christine, 9)
• WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY, "I LOVE YOU":  
• "The person is thinking:  Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
• HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:  
•  "You learn it right on the spot, when the 'gooshy' feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)
•  "It might help if you watched soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
•   WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
•  "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
• HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:  
•  "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
•  Don't forget your wife's name...that will mess up the love." (Roger,8)
•  "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." (Randy,8)

cubebreaker:

Former Marine turned photographer Joel Parés’ series Judging America used real people dressed as stereotypes to remind us to not judge a person based on their tattoos, clothing, ethnicity, profession, or sexual orientation, but on their merits.

wtfhistory:

beepony:

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes

Winter is coming.

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

like we have the vacuums

we have the dirty stuff

we have the fixers

we have the ceptioners

and we have my favorite 

like these are the greatest things in the world

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

createthefuckingchaos:

evexm:

LOOK AT HIS SMILE UGH

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

carverthecrab:

let’s buy the xkit guy a burrito

Because the xkit guy is a star and is a college guy in his twenties doing his best to make our tumblr expierence A+, all for free. He’s got a secure paypal set up so if you can give a dollar or ten or signal boost for someone who can, that would be really cool

questbedhead:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’