one day I'll figure it all out. until then, I'm just going to enjoy the ride. i am a seventeen-year-old student named anna who is living in the greatest city in the world: washington, dc. (go au!) tw tags: tw sexual assault and tw rape
i envision a relationship with every single person i find attractive and i need to stop doing that cause its getting my hopes up for nothing and making me sad
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
- Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- We’re not in Flitwick’s class, but you’re still charming.
- I’ve been whomping my willow…
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
so basically we want Donna back