allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”
- William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

buzzfeed:

The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

timetrabble:

Date Night [timetrabble]

timetrabble:

Date Night [timetrabble]

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England