THEME BY BAUDELAIRED
on bec omi ng who we're supp osed to be.

one day I'll figure it all out. until then, I'm just going to enjoy the ride. i am a seventeen-year-old student named anna who is living in the greatest city in the world: washington, dc. tw tags: tw sexual assault and tw rape

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero


omg ask these please they're so cutE 

  • Blue:  What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  • Cup:  Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  • English:  How many languages can you speak?
  • Fear:  Tell us three fears.
  • Game:  What was the last board game you played?
  • Read:  What was the last book you read?
  • Injury:  Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  • Jump:  Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  • Kiss:  Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Love:  Do you believe in marriage?
  • Money:  What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  • Naughty:  Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  • Oops:  What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  • Picture:  Post a pic of your lovely face.
  • Quality:  Name three of your favourite blogs.
  • Rapunzel:  Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  • Star-sign:  When's your birthday?
  • Teacher:  What do you aspire to be?
  • Unite:  Do you sponsor a cause?
  • Varsity:  Do you play/watch sport?
  • Xylophone:  Do you play an instrument?
  • Yellow:  What's your favourite colour?
  • Zoo:  What is your favourite animal?

reblog if u are a LESBIAN, support LESBIANS, or are an ANGRY SPACE WITCH THAT IS TIRED OF THE BOURGEOISIE 


steelbison:

#LeavesAsPaper part two.

steelbison:

#LeavesAsPaper part two.


lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?


weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.



dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER


dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

image

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER


lildrpepper:

w/ chik fil a sauce

lildrpepper:

w/ chik fil a sauce


frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??


sweaters-on-steroids:

chimpansies:
IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

sweaters-on-steroids:

chimpansies:

IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES


gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:





i still havent gotten over this post

gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:

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i still havent gotten over this post